TaoTronics True Wireless Stereo Earbuds

  • True wireless, so no wire connecting the buds
  • They “offer a diverse flexible sound”
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

October 16th, 2047

After the victory of the raving tongue,

The spirit tempered in tranquility and repose:
Throughout the conflict the bloody victor makes orations,
Roasting the tongue and the flesh and the bones,
And it is the sickest diss track of the century.

So far today...

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  • 41 of these.
  • Deal ended .
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  • (including shipping)

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