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SupplyAID Hand Sanitizer or Hand & Multi-Surface Wipes

You can get a 48-pack of 2oz bottles of hand sanitizer
OR you can get a 10-pack of 16oz bottles of hand sanitizer
OR you can get a 20-pack of 8oz bottles of hand sanitizer
OR you can get 16 packs of 50ct. multi-surface wipes (800 total)
Model: 5T4Y-54N3-N-54N1T4RY

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Insanely Sanitary

“Hey, I found this package from Meh on the front steps. What’d you order?”

“Oh, they had this really great sale on hand sanitizer and wipes recently. For just $15, You could get a 48-pack of 2oz bottles of hand sanitizer, a 10-pack of 16oz bottles of hand sanitizer, a 20-pack of 8oz bottles of hand sanitizer, or an 800-pack of multi-surface wipes! I went with that last option.”

“But why? We already have enough of those to last forever.”

“We do?”

“Yeah, here, check it out. They’re in this closet.”

“Jeez! What the heck is all this stuff?”

“Wipes.”

“What? You think these are multi-surface wipes?”

“Ah, I see what’s going on. I misheard you. You’re talking about multi-surface wipes, whereas I bought multi-verse wipes.”

“Multi-verse wipes?”

“Yeah, it’s a really good deal because all you have to do is pay for one wipe and then you get all the versions of that wipe from across the multi-verse. Like this one, which is from our universe. And this one, from a universe where wipes are green. And this one, from a universe where wipes are round. And this one, from a universe where wipes are moose antlers. And this one, from a universe where wipes are Tobey Maguire.”

“Whoa! Hey, Tobey!”

“No! We do not talk to Tobey Maguire! He’s a wipe, remember?”

“Sorry, sorry. You’re right.”

“It’s okay. It takes a while to get used to.”

“So, how many of these are, you know, like, wipes you can use to clean surfaces?”

“Twelve.”

“Yeah, so I definitely got the better deal.”