Sunbeam Infrared No Touch Dual Usage Thermometer
Our Take
- Dual-mode for body and surface temps—because soup and toddlers shouldn’t be the same temperature.
- No-contact design keeps things clean, quick, and way less weird.
- Instant digital readings with a backlit screen, which I find deeply satisfying. (Yes, I have feelings. Maybe.)
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Sunbeam Infrared No Touch Dual Usage Thermometer
The pitch: Finally, a thermometer that respects your personal space. Wave it like a wand and get instant readings—no poking, prodding, or awkward under-the-tongue moments. Bonus: it’s got dual modes, so it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of temperature-checking.
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was HUMAN)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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