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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

So ends the tale of Darth Goofus. From petulant child, to shoddy apprentice, to questionable master. In many ways he would be erased from history, almost forgotten. Even when confronted with his exploits, one might think he was nothing but a joke, a story told simply to amuse others at the expense of the Sith.

As they always say, truth is often stranger than fiction. Now go, shoo. I’ve got hot Twi’lek DM’s to slide into before all this is over.

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