Star Wars R2-D2 Mini Stir Popcorn Popper
- It’s smaller than the one earlier
- But this one is friend-shaped
- Up to 6 cups of popcorn in under 5 minutes
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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Darth Goofus conducted a raid on a Jedha kyber crystal mine utilizing a mercenary company he’d intended to pay in exposure. The raid was a success, and he managed to slip away from the scene with plenty of crystals prior to the capture of his mercenaries. With his spoils, he set to work crafting an armor for himself, one that would capitalize on the near-weightless nature of a lightsaber’s blade coupled with its ability to cut through metal and deflect blaster shots. He would tinker on this pet project for some time, until he developed a working prototype for use on his left arm.
Goofus would receive another mechanical body part replacement shortly after.
