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Mayor Werewolf: A Spooktacular Meh-rathon
“Don’t you see?” Henry said. “This is why I brought you all together. I knew your antics would help make this an even bigger story than it would be otherwise, and I was right. Turn on any station in the city and it’s not just that there’s wolf out there with the mayor’s tie. It’s that there’s a wolf out there with the mayor’s tie and the mayor’s missing. You made the story!”
“But we also figured it out,” Craig said.
“So you did,” Henry said. “But who are you? A former werewolf containment specialist, well past his prime, now in the invisible fence business? The mayor’s own idiot son? That idiot son’s wife, who’s actually very intelligent, but kinda dragged down by association? Nobody’s going to believe you three!”
“It not just us three,” Dale said.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
