Slothmore Brushless Motor Impact Massage Gun with Storage Case and 6 Attachments
Our Take
- Pretend it’s an alien ray gun
- Pew pew pew
- Really though it’s a nice massage gun for your muscles
We've Created A Monster
Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
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We are all familiar with the concept of the doppelgänger. We will develop a new breed of doppelgänger. I call it: the Chad. What is the Chad? It’s you, but better. It’s a you that if it were to replace you, perhaps everyone would be better off. It is a being of existential dread. It is what you could be but aren’t. It is the one that casts the shadow, and you are the shadow.
@KoolHandJoe: “Like you but only wears black Affliction T’s two sizes too small, a Yankees hat with the flat brim, wrap-around sunglasses, a single gold chain, boat shoes with no socks and skinny jeans… The Real Chad.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
