SimpliSafe Shield Wireless Home Security System

  • It’s a system for keeping intruders out
  • Could you use it to keep yourself in?
  • Model: 51MPL154F3-T0-54Y
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A Stir-Crazy Meh-rathon

TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: If you can’t trust yourself, take precautions!

Usually we’d say, you should install this SimpliSafe security system on the inside of your house to keep intruders out. But in these times, we say install one on the outside of your house to extruders (you) in!

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