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Our Take
- Your house is filled with invisible garbage
- Let this eat it so you don’t have to
- This way to the IRK
Nightmare Scenario: a back-to-school Meh-rathon
You are taking part in the all-school spelling bee.
You step forward to spell your word, but no words come out. Instead, you fart. It is tremendously loud, and you wait for everyone to laugh at you.
But no one does.
Everyone in the assembled audience has passed out.
Finally, someone arrives in a hazmat suit to set up a Vornado Air Purifier.
You wake in a panic.
You’ll have weird school-related nightmares your whole life. Braving the crowds to do some back-to-school shopping doesn’t have to be one of them. Stick around all day for deals tangentially related to the start of the school year!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
