Shark IZ531 PRO Cordless Stick Vacuum w/ Self-Cleaning PowerFins (Refurbished)
- A lightweight, detachable handheld vacuum with above-floor power
- Attachments to clean upholstery, shelves, tight spaces, and more
- Perfect for cleaning inside, outside, and even in the car
- Or your space cruiser
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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Goofus would take another stab at, in his words, “sticking it to the Jedi.” Ordering a crate full of Mynocks, he’d intended upon leaving it in the landing bay nearest to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. After checking on the cargo, however, he managed to sever a part of one with the lid of the crate. Not realizing this, he flew to the temple, only to find a small Mynock chewing through the power cables at the back of his vehicle. Abandoning ship, he Force leapt out of the driver’s seat and onto the ledge of a building nearby. The ship proceeded to careen downward and crash with a fiery explosion.
Out of the explosion then flew dozens of agitated, flaming Mynocks which would harass the local populace for several hours.
