Fall Is Here

Ah, the leaves sure do look pretty this time of year, don’t they? Turning those wild shades of orange and red and yellow! Like nature’s fireworks, we say!

Then they turn brown. And fall. Onto the ground. Where you walk on them. And probably track some of them into your house. Beyond that, of course, there’s the looming threat of snow and slush to clomp through (and, again, track into your house). But eventually, it goes away! As in, it melts. Creating mud. Which, you guessed it, gets tracked into your house.

Point is: things are about to get messy and stay that way for a while. Which is why you need this mop.

But you know what we need? A bit of positivity, that’s what! Which is why, instead of telling you more about all the nastiness your future holds, we’re celebrating this, the best season of the year, with a massive event over on SideDeal.

That’s right, all weekend it’s FALL FEST!

Here are some of the sales you can get excited about:

New Fall Favorites - This one’s pretty self-explanatory. A big collection of stuff that celebrates fall! Also, a few things you want to buy in fall, so you have them on hand when winter rolls around. (Which is a complicated way of saying, ‘holiday items.’)

Night Falls, Prices Drop - The sun goes down earlier and earlier. And you know what else is going down? THESE PRICES! As cheap as $7, but everything’s cheaper than it was.

Remaining Inventory Falling, Falling, Falling - These are some big sellers. In fact, they’re such big sellers that we’re almost out of them. Essentially, it’s your last chance to get this stuff. Just like fall is your last chance to see daylight when you leave the office at 5. (We know, we know; we said we’d be positive.)

Food To Eat This Fall - Fall food? As in, snacks packed with warming spices, pumpkin, and apple??? Nope. It’s just food… that you can eat in the fall. The only thing that makes it seasonal, in a lot of cases, is the best-by date.

Okay, so, maybe not a total celebration of fall, the season. Maybe just a celebration of using the word ‘fall.’ But still, it’s fun! (Unlike mopping. Though, mopping is important. Which is why you should get this mop.)

Anyway, please buy things from us!