I have a flooring joke but it wood be beneath me to mention it, plus you might knot get it. I haven’t really nailed it down yet . . . It’s very plane and not finished. I’m not sure how to lay it out.
@Pavlov@pmarin@yakkoTDI I have to level with you guys: your popularity is in the basement, your puns are ground up, and no one in this thread is floored.
I have a flooring joke but it wood be beneath me to mention it, plus you might knot get it. I haven’t really nailed it down yet . . . It’s very plane and not finished. I’m not sure how to lay it out.
@Pavlov I am board with your humor.
@Pavlov @yakkoTDI yeah you oak to get some better pines…puns.
@Pavlov @pmarin @yakkoTDI I have to level with you guys: your popularity is in the basement, your puns are ground up, and no one in this thread is floored.
Call the cleaning ladies.
The cats provide me with reasons to spot-clean enough of the floor every day that what little hasn’t had attention lately is easy to complete.
@werehatrack
/youtube playing cat sliding floor mop
Sweep first, obviously. Then, if it needs it, mop.
(The mop we use is basically like what’s for sale today.)
I miss my Scooba
Rely on meh products
Narwal vacuum & mop everyday! Bona as needed.
Steam mop
Steam map or elbow grease
Wood flooring, so robo-vac, then bona with bona mop once a week. Sweep in kitchen and dining area daily.
Always vac/sweep before mopping. Never just mop, blech.
If it’s a food spill, I just call the dog. (He’s very thorough.)
@macromeh What is his/her name Hoover?
@macromeh @rancho If it is meat spilled and the dog doesn’t finish the job call in a shark to finish it off.
@macromeh @rancho I had a coworker who named her dog Hoover for exactly this reason.
@macromeh @rancho @yakkoTDI That reminds me of that joke about the dog named Cold Water.
A bit like this:
@macromeh @rancho @xobzoo
@yakkoTDI
I met a cat named Dyson for this reason
Don’t.
I leave, since it’s not the floor in my house that needs cleaning.
@hchavers The floor of your trunk?