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Salav DuoPress Hand Held 2-in-1 Steamer + Iron

  • So, the write-up is a joke about someone thinking ‘Salav’ is how you spell ‘c’est la vie,’ but friends, that’s how the company actually pronounces it.
  • Aside from that, though, it’s actually not a bad steamer/iron.
  • The water tank is easy to fill and the dual heating technology means you can create steam and heat.
  • And you get 300 degrees of wrinkle crushing POWER.
  • Comes with a fabric brush attachment.
  • Model: HS-100, because Holy Shit, those pants are a 100emoji in the straight department!
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Gary & Mary Discuss Spelling

Mary had just unpacked her new Salav DuoPress Hand Held 2-in-1 Steamer and Iron when her husband, Gary, arrived home from work.

“What’s this?” he asked looking at the box as he hung up his coat.

“I just got it,” Mary said, “from Meh!”

Gary squinted at the product’s name. “French, huh?”

Mary glanced at it. “Why do you say that?”

“It’s a French phrase,” Gary said. He pointed to ‘Salav.’ “Means, ‘that’s life,’ or ‘such is life.’”

“Oh, honey, uh…” But Mary didn’t know how to say it delicately enough so he wouldn’t think her to be condescending.

“Makes sense,” Gary went on. “If there’s one thing I know about the French, it’s that they love their fashion! And isn’t that just the perfect way to encapsulate the act of ironing? You don’t want to do it but, hey, that’s life for you!”

“Yes, I see what you mean,” Mary said, “But…” again, she trailed off.

“Makes sense that it would be an all-in-one steamer and iron,” Gary said. “Very old buildings over there in Europe. Very small apartments. You can’t have an iron and a steamer! Where in the heck would you put all that stuff? Not in the garage! You think they’ve got garages in Paris? Ha! If they do, I’ve never seen one. And I’v looked at a lot of photographs of Paris. Or at least the tower. The Eye-full Tower.”

“But honey,” Mary said finally. “That’s not it!”

“What do you mean? They do have garages?”

“No, not that.” She pointed to the word, ‘Salav.’ “That’s not how you spell it, the phrase you’re talking about, I mean.”

Gary scratched his head. “It’s not?”

“No, honey, it’s not,” Mary said. “You’re missing the ‘y,’ as in s-a-y. Say La V.”

Gary was quiet for a long moment and Mary worried she’d embarrassed him. But soon enough a big goofy grin took hold of his face. “You always were the smart one, babe!”

And Mary couldn’t help but blush.

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