ReadiVac Eaze Cordless Stick Vacuum
- A stick vac that does its thing cordlessly for up to 40 minutes.
- High-powered integrated headlight lights up all the things you’re about to obliterate.
- Great attachments, etc.
- Can it make a margarita? Did you even read the write-up? (Also, no.)
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Imagine it’s the middle of the night and you hear something downstairs.
It’s kind of loud. Definitely a noisy electric motor of some kind.
Your cousin-in-law Andre is supposed to be down there sleeping. Is he running the blender at 3 a.m.?
(He is always asking about the margarita capabilities of daily deal website products. Like a weirdo.)
So you throw on your most intimidating robe and head down into the darkness.
Why is it so dark down here anyway? Surely he isn’t making margaritas in the dar—
AND BAM.
You’re frozen like a deer in the path of an oncoming car as you’re blasted in the face by a bright set of LED headlights right in your living room. Because Andre is doing his level best to contribute to household chores by vacuuming in the middle of the night and is able to do this in total darkness thanks to the literal headlights that your new stick vac from Meh inexplicably has.
Why does this vacuum you’re about to buy have headlights? We’re not sure.
It says here that it’s so you can spot dust and debris that you might otherwise miss, but that really feels like going out of your way looking for trouble. If you can’t see the dirt without shining a light on it from one inch off the ground, it’s probably not that big a deal.
This is like bringing a black light to your motel room. Sure it’ll work, but some things are better left unexplored.
But all that said, this is a verifiably badass stick vacuum for way less than retail. You can drop like $200 on one of these. $400 for two. More than two grand for eleven. You get the idea. Seventy bucks is a steal.
It has a brush head thing like a regular vacuum, but it also has a crevice-type end for cleaning between couch cushions and picking up dog food that makes this thing look like a laser rifle from a low-budget sci-fi show. Not, like…Dr. Who low budget. A little more upscale than that. Maybe upper-middle-class school play low budget. It looks cool, is the point.
Anyway, this thing is powerful enough to do serious vacuuming but nimble enough to be deployed at your cordless bidding with a minimum of fuss.
You’re not going to find a better deal than this. With up to 40 minutes of battery life, Andre can get the whole downstairs swept up before you even notice the margarita mess in the kitchen.
