With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon

Hosting Thanksgiving without a Rachael Ray 20-Piece Nestables Food Storage Square Set

The meal was a success. Now, it’s time to pack up some leftovers.

You open up the drawer where you keep all your food storage containers, just as Uncle Carl is walking in.

He sees the messy jumble of containers and recoils. “That’s how organized you keep your things? And we trusted you to cook Thanksgiving dinner?! Oh, god! I wonder what kind of contamination and otherwise unsafe cooking conditions my food was exposed to! I think I’m going to be sick!”

He runs out of the room, clutching his stomach. You rush after him and find the whole of your assembled guests, doubled over, retching.

The doorbell rings. The man at the door identifies himself as Doctor Claude Harding.

Oh, thank god! A doctor!

“A doctor of psychology,” he clarifies. “I actually host a podcast on mass hysteria.” He hits the record button on his phone and shoves it in his face. “How do you feel about torturing your family like this?”

Hosting Thanksgiving with a Rachael Ray 20-Piece Nestables Food Storage Square Set

The meal was a success. Now, it’s time to pack up some leftovers.

You open up the drawer where you keep all your food storage containers, just as Uncle Carl is walking in.

“Hey, look how organized that is,” he says, noting your Rachel Ray Nestables set.

You pack him some leftovers, and as he leaves, you feel a great weight lifted. As if you avoided something catastrophic. But where could that be coming from?

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