[THON] Let's Build the Kids' Table (/showme what you got)
3It’s been a rough year.
So let’s do something cathartic.
Nominate the tiresome person, product, or concept you’d like to banish to the kids’ table this Thanksgiving. We’re not kicking them off the planet—just seating them at their own table for an hour or two so we can enjoy dinner in peace.
The only rule:
Capture your banished dinner guest with a “/showme” prompt. So “my own sense of existential dread” might be a stretch for @mediocrebot. (Feel free to try anyway.)
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/showme an endless parade of phone notifications sitting at the kids’ table
/showme a bunch of endless MS Teams meetings sitting at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving. The meetings are clearly not happy.
/showme a group of billionaires at the Kids Table with no electronics
@mediocrebot I was not expecting such specific billionaires
@Cerridwyn I love that you didn’t let them have electronics
/showme monetary inflation sitting at the kids table
/showme an oversized kids table with all 100 members of the U.S. Senate sitting there with baby bibs on and drinking baby bottles of water because no one can afford milk due to the government shutdown.
@MrGoodGuy Oh, THEY can afford it because THEY’RE still getting paid.
@mediocrebot I wasn’t expecting real senators.
@jouest @mediocrebot looks like some are clones
/showme inappropriate relatives sitting at the kids table
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@mediocrebot you suck
@tinamarie1974
looks like @mediocrebot isn’t going there
@jouest @mediocrebot I didnt mean anything bad. You know drunks, rude, political speak, etc, etc.
@mediocrebot @tinamarie1974
/showme my uncle sitting at the kids table
@jouest @mediocrebot we have the same uncle?!?!?!??!
/showme Excess fat sitting at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving dinner
/showme Excess fat sitting at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving dinner, except the fat is happy
thanks, @mediocrebot
/showme happy laundry sitting at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving dinner
/showme Thanksgiving dinner at the kids’ table with everyone dressed as Pilgrims