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PureZone 3-in-1 True HEPA Air Purifier with UV-C Light

  • 3-in-1 means it combines a pre-filter, activated carbon filter, and HEPA filter into one.
  • Purifies 99.97% of dust, pollen, pet dander, smoke, mold spores and household odors. But if the remaining 00.03% form a plucky rebel alliance that threatens to overthrow the empire of your house, it’s not our problem.
  • Has an auto-timer that shuts it down after 2,4, or 8 hours.
  • “So quiet, you won’t even know it’s in the room” which is great now, but will be terrible when these things gain sentience and decided to purify the dirty air that is mankind.
  • Model: PEAIRPLG, pronounced “Pierre Plug” in honor of former PureZone spokes-canine, a French bulldog of the same name.
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Round and Round We Go

We are selling this today because it is soon to be allergy season. Although, that doesn’t seem right. Has it not been allergy season for the past few months? What is today’s date? Is it really early May? Why then does it seem like my nose has been stuffed-up for weeks? We should sell something to help deal with that.

Oh, that’s right. We are. We are selling a PureZone 3-In-1 True HEPA Air Purifier. It clears the air of 99.97% of allergy-causing pollutants. And it features a UV-C Light which eliminates germs, viruses, and bacteria. Perhaps I should buy one. It might help clear up my allergies.

That would make a good angle for a write-up, if we ever were to sell a PureZone 3-In-1 True HEPA Air Purifier. Perhaps I’ll propose we sell one soon, as allergy season is upon us. Although, it doesn’t feel as though it is just beginning. What’s the date today? Is it May yet?

If it’s May, I should look into buying a good air purifier, because my allergies will certainly act up. Although they have been acting up for some time. Perhaps it is late May? No. It is early May still, the perfect time to buy an air purifier. I will shop for one as soon as I finish this write-up.

Wait, it appears the write-up I am doing is for a PureZone 3-In-1 True HEPA Air Purifier. It looks to feature an automatic timer. It will shut off after 2, 4, or 8 hours of operation. That’s good. I am forgetful these days. It’s my allergies. They make my lightheaded. I feel confused often. Plus, I can’t smell much, which makes it hard to eat. Without eating, I lack the energy for a functional memory. Not to mention, my eyes water constantly, which makes it hard to read the clock.

That seems pertinent, that detail about struggling to tell time, but I forget why. I am forgetful these days. It’s my allergies. I should really get an air purifier to help with them. I wonder if anyone is selling one today. Oh, we are. What luck. What should the angle of my write-up be? Something about allergy season starting? Yes, that’s it. I’ll start with something like:

We are selling this today because it is soon to be allergy season. Although, that doesn’t seem right. Has it not been allergy season for the past few months? What is today’s date? Is it really early May? Why then does it seem like my nose has been stuffed-up for weeks? We should sell something to help deal with that…

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