Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer

  • Weird tornado technology
  • Ready in 15 minutes
  • So cool you’ve probably never heard of it
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Basically a turbocharged French press

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: For the insufferable coffee hipster in a hurry

But Also Fine For: The generally under caffeinated

So far today...

  • 193303 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 257 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 118 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1368 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?