With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon

*Hosting Thanksgiving without a Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer

You’re about halfway there. You just need to keep prepping, and dinner will be ready on time.

But wow, are you fading. If only you had a pick-me-up. And what’s more, it’s so hot in the kitchen. You could use something cold.

You brew some hot coffee and add some ice. It tastes terrible, and the ice melts instantly, barely even cooling it down. Tired and scatterbrained, you add more ice. And more ice.

Oh no, you’re out of ice! And your dad is on his way in to get it to make his famous ‘Cranberry Sauced’ Thanksgiving cocktail.

“If you don’t want me to make my cocktail, just tell me,” your dad says when you explain the ice situation. “You don’t have to lie.”

He leaves your house, never to return. A few months later, you find out from your siblings that you’ve been cut out of the will.

(And, weirdly enough, I wrote this one and the last product days apart, but somehow managed to do the same joke for two products that ended up right next to each other.)

Hosting Thanksgiving with a Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer

You’re about halfway there. You just need to keep prepping, and dinner will be ready on time.

But wow, are you fading. If only you had a pick-me-up. And what’s more, it’s so hot in the kitchen. You could use something cold.

So, you load up the Dorothy and, in about 20 minutes, have a nice cup of cold brew.

Your dad comes into the kitchen to make his famous ‘Cranberry Sauced’ Thanksgiving cocktail and asks what you’re drinking. You tell him and show him the Dorothy.

“You think it could mix together cocktails?” he asks.

You try it. The ‘Cranberry Sauced’ has never tasted better.

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