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Pick-your-48-Pack: Halo Hydration Electrolyte Supplement

  • Loaded with electrolytes
  • Loaded with zinc and vitamins C, B1, B3, B6, B9, and B12
  • Not loaded with sugar or artificial sweeteners
  • Can it make a margarita: It can make a margarita taste worse, that’s for sure!
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Hydrate Correctly

After a grueling training session for my octodecathlon, a tall glass of water just won’t cut it. Which is why I reach for a Halo Hydration Electrolyte Supplement. It doesn’t just help me hydrate; it helps me hydrate right. That’s because it’s filled with electrolytes and also a whole slew of helpful stuff like zinc, and vitamins C, B1, B3, B6, B9, and B12!

The only thing it doesn’t have a lot of? Sugar! Therefore, it’s no surprise that one packet contains just 15 calories. Not bad, huh?

What’s that? You’ve never heard of an octodecathlon? Well, it’s simple. You know how a decathlon combines two sports into one event, and a triathlon three? An octodecathlon combines eighteen. And those eighteen are:

  1. Running
  2. Biking
  3. Swimming
  4. Skeet shooting
  5. Rollerblading in a comical way where it looks you’re about to fall without ever actually falling
  6. Timed reading of Lucy Ellmann’s Ducks, Newburyport
  7. Skeet shooting, but, like, with a camera this time
  8. Devil sticks
  9. Eggplant (freestyle)
  10. Guitar solo while ski jumping
  11. Skeet shouting (heckling)
  12. Training a Belgian malinois to walk on its hind legs
  13. Skipping in rhythm
  14. Simon means (like ‘Simon says’ but where it’s all subtext)
  15. Cat rodeo
  16. Skeet shouting (positive encouragement)
  17. Land survey
  18. A whole other octodecathlon

So, you can see why I’m exhausted! But I sure feel a lot better whenever I mix up one of these Halo Hydration Electrolyte Supplements.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to work. This eggplant routine’s not going to choreograph itself.

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