Pick-Your-24-Pack: Over Easy Soft & Chewy Granola Breakfast Bars

220 calories: enough to fill you up, but not TOO much
8-11 grams of protein per bar thanks to the use of cage free egg whites
A lot of tasty flavors to choose from
Can they make a margarita: No, but you can eat one and still have plenty of room in your tummy when the margarita happy hour rolls around

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Mitigation

You all contain multitudes. As in, you are always two versions of yourself: the one who makes a brash food-related decision, and the one who later lives with the consequences of said brash food-related decision.

For example, there’s the you who says, “I’ll sleep in another half-hour and just skip breakfast.” And then there’s the you sitting at your desk at 9:30 in the morning hoping the office’s HVAC is loud enough to drown out the continuous low rumbling noise emanating from your empty tummy.

Or there’s the you who gives in to the combination of hunger and weekday malaise and decides to take your lunch break at 11am. And then there’s the you who looks at your watch thinking it must be getting close to 5, only to see that’s actually just 1:30 and you’ve got 3 and a half hours left.

Or there’s the you who gets a little snack craving at 3 but decides to power through to the end of the day. And then there’s the you who’s so hungry by the time you get home that the idea of cooking dinner is just too much, so you end up ordering a stupidly huge burrito that absolutely wrecks your stomach to the point that you wake up the next day still feeling full and decide to skip breakfast.

And it repeats.

In each of these scenarios, there is a simple solution: granola bars. Like these.

They’re a little sweet. A little indulgent. A little chewy. Plus, clocking in at 220 calories and packing 10 grams of protein, they’re substantial enough to stand in for breakfast, but not so big that eating one mid-morning or mid-afternoon will ruin your lunch or your dinner.

Also, these ones are well-liked by Amazon reviewers (4.3 out of 5 based on 675 ratings) and don’t contain any artificial flavors, natural flavors, preservatives, sugar alcohol, high fructose corn syrup, dairy, soy, or wheat.

In other words, they’re something good to have around to mitigate all your potentially disastrous food-related decisions. So stock up.

Pick-Your-24-Pack: Over Easy Soft & Chewy Granola Breakfast Bars

Mitigation

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