Philips Norelco OneBlade Face + Body Hybrid Electric Trimmer and Shaver
- Glide coating and rounded tips for a comfortable shave
- 1 blade for your face and 1 blade for your body
- Includes 4 stubble combs at 1, 2, 3, and 5mm + 1 body comb
- Don’t forget the IRK!
I Have A BS In BS
“Back to School” sales, huh? Honestly, anything could be considered school-related if we come up with convincing-enough BS, right? C’mon, it’ll be fun! We’ll do it just like all those essays we did on books we never even read past the back cover!
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Boy, it sure is competitive this year. Coach says if we wanna make the team, we gotta shave off all the hair on our bodies to cut down on drag! Greg says it isn’t a big deal, but he’s literally a talking skeleton. All his hair fell out when his skin melted off in the acid.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m just not cut out for varsity getting-shot-out-of-a-cannon-like-that-guy-at-the-circus this year.
