Parsecs Deep Tissue Percussion Massager w/ Brushless Motor & 6 Heads
Our Take
- It’s a a gun that shoots massages into you
- 3 speeds, more powerful but also quieter than other massage guns
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 122
“It is forbidden to attempt to open or disassemble it by itself and any abnormal operation and use of the battery.“
More of this forbidden talk, like… when something is forbidden, there is usually some kind of enforcement behind it.
What’s the threat here? I need to know!
Damn it!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
