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Panasonic Handheld Immersion Blending System

  • Handheld blender makes quick, easy puréed soups, smoothies, sauces, scrambled eggs, and the proverbial “more”, without the proverbial “gigantic mess” of a normal blender
  • Includes food processor, non-slip bowl, whisk, and beaker : it’s literally the complete package
  • 210W of power up in your stuff
  • Variable stepless speed control frees you from The Man’s four-sizes-fit-all speed levels
  • Model: MX-SS1 (model number starts strong with MX for mixer, wobbles a little with a gratuitous hyphen, then finishes strong with the enigmatic, dynamic SS1 - recommended, like a good Hollywood blockbuster)
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"Need" is a strong word, but...

You’ve heard it all before: some gadget, some device, some freaking product is the last piece you need to finally feel complete as a human being. If you just buy this one thing, if you just toss this one last hunk of consumerism onto the vast pile of possessions you’re already buckling under the weight of, you’ll finally be happy.

So we’ll just say, you’ll really like owning an immersion blender.

You can lead a rich, full life without perfectly puréed soups. When you’re on your deathbed, you won’t say “If only I hadn’t denied myself so many single-serving smoothies because the big blender would have been too hard to clean.” Thinning sauces, emulsifying mayonnaise, instant nut butters, the best scrambled eggs you’ve ever tasted in your life: you can live without any of them.

But you don’t have to.

You can have all that and everything else an immersion blender makes possible. For a mere twenty-five bucks, you can have this Panasonic hand blender, whisk attachment, non-slip blending bowl, and beaker - and the immeasurably enriched lifestyle that will inevitably follow.

Needless (ha ha) to say, this also goes for anyone who you give this to as a gift. “Want but don’t need” is a solid formula for a good present. Most people have already bought the things they really need. Here we have something the recipient will enjoy but probably wouldn’t have bought themselves. Wrap it up and off you go.

Anyway, we’re not going to tell you this is essential. We’re not going to pretend your life is shit unless you own it. Your life is probably pretty good. But we’re sure your pretty good life plus this Panasonic hand blender will be even better. Not that you need a better life, of course.

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