Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU29
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
Frank has asked me if I can teach him to dodge bullets.
Despite the profound physical trauma my pranks have inflicted so far, I have no desire to intentionally murder Frank. He is misguided, but innocent.
Well, not really innocent. He did assault that teenager at Whataburger. But he’s a bit of a sad sack.
I have agreed to train Frank, if only to save him from himself, but I’ve convinced him that until he’s mastered the techniques we’ll use a BB gun instead of the machine gun he’s asked for.