Odyssey Toys 2-Player Soccer Game

  • Kick the football into the goal by controlling the handles
  • Might pass the time
  • Fun for kids and bored adults
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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I Have A BS In BS

“Back to School” sales, huh? Honestly, anything could be considered school-related if we come up with convincing-enough BS, right? C’mon, it’ll be fun! We’ll do it just like all those essays we did on books we never even read past the back cover!


Earlier there was a basketball version of this that I spun as a way to show off while not actually engaging in physical sports, but I added they are also good for annoying the teacher during study hall.

I wanna double down on the annoying the teacher in study hall part. Seems like the more probable use.

So far today...

  • 230492 of you visited.
  • 36% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 335 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 24 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $204 total.
  • (including shipping)

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