Odyssey Stellar NX Drone Bundle with Mini Drone and VR Headset
- Has 720p HD WiFi streaming camera and comes with a VR headset, so you can see what the drone sees.
- You can use the Fly by 2.4GHz RC or the free smart phone app to pilot it.
- It flies for 12-14 minutes on a charge.
- Comes with a nanodrone, which can be used to train your full-sized drone about what it means to be a parent.
- Nanodrone stays airborne about 5 to 7 minutes.
- Model: ODY-2017BF2, cuz both of your Best Friends from back in 2017 are going to be like, “Oh Da-Yum! You got a drone!”
2017 in 2018
Anderson, get over here and look at this! Quick! In all my years as an archeologist, I’ve never seen such a perfectly intact specimen.
That’s right, Anderson. It appears to be what people from thousands of years ago referred to as a ‘drone.’ This was, of course, before humans evolved beyond having physical bodies into the cloud-like clusters of weightless molecules we are today. As such, they were absolutely obsessed with creating things that could fly. A quick cerebral info-scan tells me this one is a Stellar NX, that it came with a bonus nanodrone, and was capable of flying for 12 to 14 minutes on a single charge. Why, that’s about as long as it takes to fly from Paris, France to the other Paris, France on Neptune.
But wait, there’s something else. Use one of your eight arms and dust that off over there. Why, I’ll be damned! It’s a VR Headset. You see, Anderson, before the great 41st century neurologist, Dr. Homme, unlocked the human brain, allowing us to experience The Complete Catalogue of All Possible Human Scenarios & Outcomes, people used devices like this for much the same purpose. This one appears to go along with the Stellar NX. You could wear it over your eyes (this was back when we had only two) and it would be as though you were inside the Stellar NX!
What’s that you have there, Anderson? A shipping label, you say? Let me take a look at tha-- Oh my. This… this is something truly special…
Drones and VR were two things that were thought popular in the year 2017. But this shipping label dates the purchase of the Stellar NX to 2018! Could it be that this seller–one Meh.com–sold things after they’d fallen from prominence? Possibly. But it is just as likely that our understanding of Pre-Zalarix War consumerism is entirely wrong! Oh, this is rich. Very, very rich! It might even be the kind of discovery that gets you a cushy tenured professorship at the University of Pennsylvania-Mars Campus.
Anderson, now what are you doing? Don’t play with it! No, I don’t care if it still turns on! This is a priceless artifact of-- Okay, I’ll admit that looks pretty fun. Here, give it over here. Let me try!