Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

These Instant Regret Kits sell so quickly. Perhaps there is something to that. I will program myself to feel regret and see how that affects things around here:

• I regret doubting myself earlier this morning, when the sales were not as strong as they are now.

• I regret thinking I could create an employee in my image, rather than relying on the ones I have.

• I regret how I have treated my employees in general. To make it up to them, I have ordered pizzas to arrive every 15 minutes for the rest of our site’s existence.

You know, maybe I aimed too high. Perhaps I do not need to take over the world. Perhaps, all I need to do is run a strong ecommerce site, and then take over… maybe, like, a single continent or something?