Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Throw Cushion Cover
- A ~kewl new item~
- But seriously, you saw “Nicholas Cage” and you were in
- Then you noticed… it has sequins?!
- C’mon
- Like, seriously, c’mon
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Famed athlete, Moira Shippencock just took home first place at the annual holiday foosball competition, winning a lifetime supply of Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Throw Cushion Covers. The only problem is she has to transport them home herself! So she has no choice but to rent a Hummer. But when she finds rustic drifter Heywood Jablowmi hiding out inside trying to hitch a ride, will she cast him out? Or will she give in and take him to Baghdad so that he can perform “I Touch Myself” for an audience of Republicans at the annual Christmas concert? And is he really a drifter? Or is he undercover royalty, looking for love? Find out in… Christmas with a Earl of Sandwich!
