Monster Firecracker Extended Play Wireless Speaker with Flashlight (Recertified)
- How many bluetooth speakers have we sold today?
- 50? 300?
- Model: 1M-8LU3T00TH-D4-B4-D1-D4-B4-D1
A Stir-Crazy Meh-rathon
TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: Enjoy some company!
Can’t socialize with your friends? Then buy a bunch of bluetooth speakers. Draw faces on them. Give them names like Gerald and Rita and Cornelius and Franz and Loretta. Assign each a personality and an accent. Record things you might say in their accents. Then stream those things to each speaker so it seems like you’ve got a full house.
Now you’re not alone! In fact, things are getting a little crowded. And wow, you have to cook for all these people now? Would it kill the Rita to help out? And does Cornelius need to correct your pronunciation of every spice? And will Franz please give you a little goddamn room at night? The bed is full of bluetooth speakers and you have no space.
After three days, wipe the faces off and put them away or donate them. Pour yourself a cup of tea and enjoy some you-time!
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Monster Firecracker Extended Play Wireless Speaker with Flashlight (Recertified) 22
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It's a Meh-rathon 121
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You have 15 minutes to prep, cook, and eat a meal. What do you make? 74
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A proud moment - or- wtf am I doing with my life? 42 -
Need some time off for your Mehrathon? 25 -
IRK for ink? 27 -
Two of feet in sock? 4 -
4-15-20 Throw away topic 30