Good Flow

There’s nothing quite as great as a hot shower, is there?

The water coming out in a persistent dribble, barely strong enough to wash the shampoo out of your hair. Shifting your position to get under the flow, the rest of your body freezing. Stepping out and finding big fluffy soap bubbles in places the water just didn’t reach.

Or, wait, hold on. No. That sounds terrible. Or, more accurately, it sounds like you have a terrible showerhead.

But don’t worry. We can fix it. By selling you this thing.

What we have here is a showerhead that usually retails for something like $130 to $150. And we’re selling it for $40.

It’s got four settings and a 6-and-a-half-inch diameter detachable magnet-mounted (and, admittedly, somewhat heavy) spray head.

With specs like that, it’s no wonder this thing is the go-to showerhead for players in the NBA. By which we mean, the National Bath-ketball Association. We’re talking about current and former stars like:

• God Shammpoogod
• Rinse Carter
• Charles Soakley
• Scrub Carrington
• Kentavious Caldwell-Soap
• Washcar Robinson
• Latrell Spraywell
• Dwight Showered
• Wesley Batthews
• Norman Towell

Wow. Pretty stupid.

But this showerhead? It’s pretty good. So buy one!

(And if you bought one last time, drop a comment to let us know what you think.)