Moen Quattro Handheld Showerhead with Magnetix Docking System
- A 6-1/2" diameter detachable magnet-mounted spray head
- Four functions: Relieve, Soothe, Clarify, and Cleanse
- Super nice for 100 fewer dollars than elsewhere
- Can it make a margarita: No… but what if you managed to attach it to a tank of margarita…
The Way We Spray
A showerhead fits into a product type we talk about fairly often around here. It’s one of those things where you likely have one already, and it likely works–meaning, in this case, that it spits out water at a rate somewhat higher than a dribble–so you don’t think you need a new one.
Which is true, by the way: if you have a functional showerhead, you don’t need another. Just like, if you have an old, ragged backpack that doesn’t have any massive holes and still zips up, you don’t need a sleek new one. Or if you have an ancient blender that still manages to turn solid stuff into marginally less solid stuff, you don’t need to go out and buy a Vitamix. And as long as your six-generations-old phone still receives texts and emails, makes calls, and takes pictures, there’s no need to head to the Verizon store.
But boy oh boy, would the upgrade sure be nice, right?
A bag that doesn’t perfume your stuff with old-bag smell. A blender that can puree beyond pico-de-gallo-level chunkiness. A phone that takes nicer pictures, runs all the apps, and features some sort of onboard AI thing that no one asked for. And a shower head that can take the experience from ‘getting washed up’ to ‘spa-like massage.’
Yet you don’t upgrade. Why? The answer is the obvious one: cost.
Take this showerhead, for example. Four functions? Relieve, Soothe, Clarify, and Cleanse? A 6-1/2" diameter spray head that’s detachable for full coverage and mounted via magnets? It all sounds rad, but then you see the Amazon price of $155, and you’re like, “You know, on second thought, maybe I’ll just stick with the head that came with the house. After all, nobody’s ever complained about how clean I look or smell after using it…”
Thus, you continue suffering the inefficiency, your shower experience definitively un-elevated. Unless, of course, you shop with us. And then you see this thing for a cool $40, more than 100 bucks less than elsewhere.
So get one, is what we’re saying. Even if your current shower head technically works. You won’t be disappointed.