Modern Threads 12-Piece 100% Cotton Oxford Jacquard Towel Set
Our Take
- 500 gsm 100% cotton
- Yarn-dyed jacquard weave
- Probably better than bantha hide
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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It is believed Darth Goofus faced something of an existential crisis following the death of his master. I mean besides all the other crises he was facing. Unlike every other thing he’d done in his life, he had the distinct feeling that this was all somehow a mistake. That he was unfit to take up this mantle, at least how he was then. At any moment his appearance as a powerful and cunning Sith Lord might be exposed as a facade.
It would be described as one of the universe’s greatest instances of justified imposter syndrome.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
