Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU16
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
I managed to deposit six ounces of plastic explosive throughout the sewer line leading to the jail and initiating the “Cherry Bomb” prank. The resulting explosion and the chaos that followed allowed me to free Theresa and bring her back to my base of operations.
She has been deafened, but her enthusiasm for pranks remains.
Theresa has fashioned a set of “reverse bear traps” that she insists will make a great prank if we can only incapacitate some coworkers and then affix them to their heads.
This prank does not appear in any known database.