Marie

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  • No, seriously, that’s what we’re selling, one of those
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Joe-rathon!

Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)

This one’s name is Marie.

You might think Marie looks scary, but after a while, you barely notice how she looks. Because you’ll be too concerned about the constant screaming that emerges from her unmoving porcelain mouth.

So far today...

  • 60355 of you visited.
  • 44% on a phone, 3% on a tablet.
  • 161 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 1 of these.
  • We sold out at 4:15am.
  • That’s $5 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?