M Cushion 18" Heated Shiatsu Massage Pillow with Bonus Decor Pillow
- It’s a pillow that punches you in a good way.
- Gives you the Shiatsu massage you truly knead and deserve.
- Has optional heat because, as massage expert Billy Wilder once said, “some like it hot.”
- “Bi-directional massage nodes” is the most advanced-sounding but entirely self-explanatory phrase ever.
- Only one pillow does the massaging, but the included bonus decor pillow is nice to place on the other end of your couch
- Model: PRM7PLZ? Nope sorry, I’ve already got a date… with these new massage pillows!
A Pillow For Your Pleasure
Here’s something interesting: we’ve offered these twice, but somehow, we sold MORE the second time. This goes against the grain of what we normally see, which makes us think, perhaps our astute ingenious users have discovered a new, exciting use for it! We took to the forums to see what people were saying.
The actual amazing thing about this product is because of its size you can get it into all sorts of positions, massaging faaarrr more than just your back. I’ve had a lot of fun with it in the hour I’ve been using it. Let your imagination guide you
That’s great to hear, Lazarpandar! But in the interest of full disclosure, would you mind elucidating exactly where the M Cushion Shiatsu Massage Pillow works best? Perhaps you’re referring a nice calf massage after a workout? You say we should let our imaginations guide us, but without more details, I’m afraid your post is simply a story without a climax. As a professional storyteller, it is my duty to implore you: give us a climax!
@shells gives a very nice review of the M Cushion, saying among other things:
I am literally moved to write this. I hope someone else out there feels me and feels their pillow feeling them… wow… thank you meh…
And later:
Happy Ending to a Meh M Pillow Purchase!
No, thank you, shells, for being such a loyal customer. And we’re very excited to hear you achieved a happy ending with this massage pillow. But please, we are dying for more details so we can better understand why these are so popular. Perhaps you used it on a sore shoulder? Or another area? As written, your review seems incomplete, and if there’s one thing we value here at Meh, it’s completion.
As someone who doesn’t like interacting with real people, this sounds like the perfect human substitute.
That’s great to see you’ve found some use for it, pbjpenguin! Although, we would love to know how exactly it serves as a “human substitute.” As a substitute for a masseuse, possibly? Because there are a lot of human things that this pillow can’t possibly provide. For example, I recently had an issue in my basement; there was a lot condensation on the walls. Luckily, my friend had a dehumidifier he wasn’t using. He came over and helped me set it up. Now, there’s no way you’re going to sit here and tell me that your massage pillow could help solve the problem of a moist downstairs!
At any rate, we’re still not clear why people love these SO MUCH. Perhaps we need to dig deeper, much like the M Cushion digs deeply into any muscle to which it is applied. What’s this comment from @mfladd say?
OMG, who has tried this on their ass yet?!
Oh no! That is simply OBSCENE!
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