@narfcake I miss being kneaded by a kitty. I haven’t had a cat in 6 years. My BFs dog takes more than enough of my time and energy. But someday I will kitty again.
@2many2no If it hurts too much it’ll just cause more spasms and you’re no better off and worse for the wear. I have a great gal at my chiropractor’s office and omg… I could stay there all year.
I love these new little “foot massage” places that have been popping up everywhere. I got an hour massage the other day where they do almost everywhere and you keep your clothes on. And it was on sale for $30, so nice!
@therealjrn of all massage types, i think this is the one that you really need to ask permission before giving it. If my wife were to give me any others that were mentioned without asking, it would be a romantic gesture. This one, probably assault.
I’m nervous how this is going to turn out, but…
/giphy Happy Ending
@hems79 it turned out perfectly. It captures everything. Shooting, money exchanging hands, a ridiculous facial expression. It reminds me of Thailand.
What if I don’t like getting touched by other people?
@lljk
I have never had an ‘authentic’ massage.
@PlacidPenguin what!?
@mfladd
Yep.
@PlacidPenguin
Torn between shoulder and foot. Depends on who is doing it, and whether my feet hurt or not.
@katbyter How about somewhere in between?
Why limit yourself? How about a full body massage.
Skull
@zerth Beat me to it. The best part of getting my haircut is having a gurl shampoo me. I would pay just for that.
@zerth With or without the brain?
@mfladd how much money you got?
@RiotDemon Enough. Satisfaction guaranteed?
@mfladd you better be rich.
@RiotDemon Is there a GoaT discount or groupon, or something?
@mfladd you threw away your goat badge, so, no!
@mfladd @zerth I sometimes get a haircut I don’t really want/need just because I love the scalp massage.
@RiotDemon But I am GoaT at heart!
@mfladd nahhhhh.
Nothing like a good astral plane massage.
@UncleVinny Is that what these kids are calling it today?
Because I don’t think I want any kind of massage that involves my astral.
Intimate
DON’T TOUCH ME!
/giphy full release massage
@mike808 Ah yes - our cats get them all the time from us. Lucky duckies.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 ours too!
/youtube GI Joe body massage
When it comes to being massaged, I’ll take anything I can get.
/youtube Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
Meow?
@narfcake I’d like to change my answer!
@narfcake I miss being kneaded by a kitty. I haven’t had a cat in 6 years. My BFs dog takes more than enough of my time and energy. But someday I will kitty again.
@Fuzzalini My neighbor’s cat kneads with claws – not fun. His almost non-stop purring makes up for it, I guess.
He also likes getting high on mint in my yard and sitting on my catshirts when they arrive.
/image catshirtswoot
More than once, he also left me “presents”. That’s always
fungross.http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
@Fuzzalini @narfcake you should trim his claws. I trim my three kitties claws all the time.
@moonhat Not my cat, though.
I like receiving text massages, but emails are fine too.
@awk
/giphy text massages
/giphy email massages
Got one of those “deep” massages from that guy at the mall, you know, when he uses his elbows.
Kinda hurt while he did it and didn’t seem to make a big difference later. Overall, I wasn’t too impressed.
@2many2no If it hurts too much it’ll just cause more spasms and you’re no better off and worse for the wear. I have a great gal at my chiropractor’s office and omg… I could stay there all year.
Hydro.
Would you give a foot massage to a man?
/giphy Vincent Vega
@dannybeans gross, no. I only massage my hubby’s Flinstone feet on very rare occasions.
@dannybeans I guess I don’t get the reference. Was that a question in the movie?
I’ve given foot massages to my partner before. As long as they are clean, I don’t mind.
@RiotDemon
Pulp Fiction. It’s the reason Samuel L. Jackson is a famous motherfucker. Check it out sometime, it’s worth watching.
@djslack seen it already. Forgot that whole scene.
@RiotDemon Good, I’m glad I didn’t go into full “get-off-my-lawn” mode and launch a tirade about younguns these days
@djslack just ask @SammyDog01, I’m clueless.
Back room massage, of course.
Back, shoulders, neck and IT band. Not just one or the other. All of it. And I have an appt upcoming.
@lseeber Never heard of IT Band until now. Had to look it up. Ah, it gets injured running. I only run when chased.
@Fuzzalini ha ha. Me too. Not a runner, yet, I have IT band syndrome.
/giphy the massage is the message
I love these new little “foot massage” places that have been popping up everywhere. I got an hour massage the other day where they do almost everywhere and you keep your clothes on. And it was on sale for $30, so nice!
I came back hoping to give someone a star for saying prostate massage… i was disappointed.
@evilstan60 This is a “no judgement” zone. Sometimes you have to do the job yourself…
I’ll star you for that!
@therealjrn of all massage types, i think this is the one that you really need to ask permission before giving it. If my wife were to give me any others that were mentioned without asking, it would be a romantic gesture. This one, probably assault.
@evilstan60 @therealjrn
You meant “prostrate” from the Latin to lay down, as in a prostrate position, right?
What are y’all going on about?
Best message ever.
Oh, wait. Best massage, not message. My bad.
/giphy rub and tug
