Looney Tunes 8GB USB 2.0 MP3 Player
- Includes earbuds and built-in speaker for children who aren’t yet jaded about audio quality
- Skip, Reverse, and Volume controls, which is all any child should be trusted to handle
- Also functions as a wacky 8GB USB thumb drive
- Model: EKMP38GM700, EKMP38GM800
Stocking stuffers! Yes, already!
It’s not like we’re stringing up lights or sweating through our Santa suits or putting that creepy elf on the shelf. We’re just saying, it’s officially October now. That’s too early to celebrate Christmas. But it’s not too early to start shopping for Christmas.
In fact, if more people did their Christmas shopping steadily and quietly and cheaply throughout the year, the Q4 retail frenzy would get scaled back to something more sane. By buying these Looney Tunes MP3 Players now, you’re doing your part to tamp down the commercial money-grab that makes Baby Santa cry.
Plus, they make perfect decoys to throw inquisitive children off of the trail of their bigger presents. Just leave these lackadaisacally under some blankets in the closet or something, maybe with some wrapping paper nearby. The kids will think they’ve discovered your secret Christmas stash and stop hunting before they find the Lego Barbie or the American Girl R2D2 they really want. These Looney Tunes MP3 Players aren’t ruining Christmas - they’re saving Christmas!
Anyway, we can agree with the premature grinches. It is a bummer to walk into a brick-and-meatspace store decked out in Yuletide finery before baseball season has even ended. We’d never cheapen Christmas like that. But we’ll happily cheapen your applicable seasonal holiday presents.
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