Joe-rathon!
Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)
I know what you’re thinking: Lil Lucy looks like the devil herself! But I beg you: don’t be so judgmental.
She’s merely dealing with a very bad sun tan right now. And the “horns” are part of a rare condition that afflicts one in every billion children. And her ability to levitate and spin her head fully around should be CELEBRATED!