Small Yet Intense

[Heavy metal backing track begins playing]

Thursday! THURSDAY! THURSDAY!!!

Come on down to the Coliseum of Collisions!

AKA the RC Roundhouse Roadhouse!

AKA the Villa of Vehicular Violence!

AKA Meh dot com, where the deal of the day is…

VOICE THAT’S BEEN PITCH-SHIFTED DOWN: Destruction!

[Eagle cry sound effect]

Because we are offering an all out assault on your wallet, with the Laegendary Legend 1:10 Scale 4x4 Offroad RC Monster Truck!

[Audio of Colin Clive as Dr. Victor Frankenstein saying, “It’s Alive!” from Frankenstein (1931)]

With it’s 2-pole electromagnet brushed motor, it’s capable of speeds up to 30 miles per hour!

[Audio clip of Tom Cruise as Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, saying “I feel the need… the need for speed!” from Top Gun (1986)]

And with a range of 250 feet, and a 7.4V 1600mAh Li-Po rechargeable battery that can provide 30 minutes of continuous run time, it’s the perfect beast for budding bashers!

REMIX VOICE: Bu-bu-bu-budding Bashers!`

Where can you take it?

VOICE THAT’S BEEN PITCH-SHIFTED DOWN: Everywhere!

[Whip sound effect]

OWEN WILSON VOICE: Whoa!

We’re talking on sand…

[Snake charmer music]

Concrete…

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And off-road surfaces!

[Audio clip of Brad Pitt as Detective David Mills, saying “Do you know that you’re insane?” from Seven (1995)]

So come on down, and get yours today!

Because the only thing harder than the terrain this thing can tackle is trying to figure out how to pronounce the brand name!