Too late It’s over

Kitchen Cube 19 All-in-One Measuring Device

19+ measurements in one practical and easy to use device
They’re in US and Metric, so fear not
It’s like the anti-puzzlebox
It solves puzzles

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Everything always has to do with blood. Sacrificial rites? Bloodletting. Vampires? Bloodsuckers. Killers? Bloodshed. Just tons of blood. There are plenty of other important juices in the body, right? Where are the monsters that want your, I don’t know, saliva? Goes in for a big ol’ smooch. Kiss of death.

@KoolHandJoe: “That thing is a real Thirst Trap!”