A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Famed athlete, Aubrey Plaza just took home first place at the annual holiday snowboarding competition, winning a lifetime supply of Instant Regret Kits. The only problem is she has to transport them home herself! So she has no choice but to rent a scooter. But when she finds rustic drifter Charles hiding out inside trying to hitch a ride, will she cast him out? Or will she give in and take him to Hong Kong so that he can perform “We are the Champions” for an audience of rioters at the annual Christmas concert? And is he really a drifter? Or is he undercover royalty, looking for love? Find out in… Christmas with a Dutchess Of Dankness!