Instant Regret Kit

  • You won’t enjoy this
  • You will regret it
  • SHIPPING NOTE: It’s extremely likely you WILL NOT get this before the holidays
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Ever since Jonathan became a high-powered 911 dispatcher in the big city of Las Vegas, he’s just been too busy for the Christmas spirit. But that all changes when his rambunctious pet turtle finds an ancient Instant Reget Kit that was apparently constructed in Santa’s workshop. Still, will it drive him to finally propose to his estranged high school sweetheart Melissa at his hometown’s famous Christmas anniversary? Find out in… Restaurant For The Holidays.

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