Instant Regret Kit

  • Just some super stupid stuff
  • You really shouldn’t want this
  • Can’t say the shipping will be quick…
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Mayor Werewolf: A Spooktacular Meh-rathon

“Okay, good,” Claire said. “That’s what I thought you were saying.”

“Cool,” said Dale. “So we’re on the same page.”

“Yep,” Claire said. “Same page.”

“Great,” said Dale.

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