Instant Regret Kit
Our Take
- Might be literal garbage
- We don’t hide from this; we admit it: these are bad
Resolution Revisions: A Meh-rathon
March is when a lot of people give up on their New Year’s resolutions. But we say, why give up when you can lightly revise? That’s why we’ve put together a number of tips, tricks, and hacks for reimagining that pesky resolution as something easily accomplishable!
For example:
Resolutions are all about personal betterment. And you know what makes personal betterment easy? Starting out with nowhere to go but up. Like, for example, let’s say you buy this Instant Regret Kit. Literally, any other decision you make next will look better and smarter by comparison!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
