Instant Regret Kit

  • Don’t do it, man
  • I’m serious, don’t do it
  • It ain’t worth it
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.


You know how there are millions of algorithmically-generated children’s videos on YouTube that are just complete nonsense? These sort of insane piecemeal slurries of pop culture characters playing out trite, cookie-cutter stories? Some begin appearing featuring public figures. They are the same stories as before. For a time, at least. They start to shift. While pregnant Elsa has a picnic with Spider-Man, a firetruck hits a celebrity in the background. A few days later, it happens in reality. More incidents occur, but nobody seems to notice. Then, looking over the shoulder of a child on the bus in front of you, you can clearly see yourself in the background of yet another finger family variant, and you can not look away.

So far today...

  • 73534 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 450 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

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  • 163 of these.
  • We sold out at 8:40am.
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  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?