Instant Regret Kit

  • Just terrible garbage you didn’t want the first time we sold it
  • Why do you want this? Seriously?
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Resolution Revisions: A Meh-rathon

March is when a lot of people give up on their New Year’s resolutions. But we say, why give up when you can lightly revise? That’s why we’ve put together a number of tips, tricks, and hacks for reimagining that pesky resolution as something easily accomplishable!

For example:

Resolutions are all about personal betterment. And you know what makes personal betterment easy? Starting out with nowhere to go but up. Like, for example, let’s say you buy this Instant Regret Kit. Literally, any other decision you make next will look better and smarter by comparison!

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