Instant Regret Kit

  • It’s the worst stuff we have
  • All in one place!
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

March 20th, 2041

Irk changes his shirt.

So far today...

  • 91570 of you visited.
  • 46% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 317 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 101 of these.
  • We sold out at 8:54pm.
  • That’s $575 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?