A Normal IRK? I Know, Right?

So, this is just an Instant Regret Kit. For $16.66. That’s a 1, followed by a 666. But with a decimal in there.

This is NOT one of these sales like we do during Meh-rathons, where we offer an IRK for an amount of money and then refund the cost if you spend that amount of money elsewhere. You pay the $16.66 (plus $5 for shipping if you’re not a member) and then we send you an IRK. That’s it. That’s how it works. (Or how it wIRKs.)

Basically, we are expanding the way we sell IRKs. As in, we could sell one for less money than this. Or for more money. We could sell one at a price that fluctuates throughout the day based on the current humidity in Okoboji, Iowa. Except, we probably won’t do that last one. It’d be a lot of work for the devs.

Point is: we guarantee nothing about how we will sell IRKs going forward, except that you will definitely regret buying one.

And if you don’t believe us, then check out what these very unsatisfied customers had to say when we sold one of these over on Sidedeal:

“Absolute disappointment.”

“Don’t, just don’t.”

“Not worth the money at all.”

“It’s called instant regret for a reason.”

“Truly regrettable.”

“A mostly empty box, containing an empty box.”

Not sure what happened with that last one. And you know what? We’re not going to investigate it. Because we’ve told you over and over again that these things are basically a way to clear out the shit no one wants from our warehouse.

So buy it if you want! And enjoy that sweet sweet sense of regret!