Incase City Duffel or Commuter Backpack
- Tired of bundling things in a blanket and carrying them? Well, worry no more! Introducing… BAGS!
- One goes on your back for $39. The other you hold in your hand for $29.
- Pockets abound!
- Models: INCO400162-HKH, INCO100146-HKH
City Folk Vs. The Commuters
The products on offer here are fairly simple: there is a backpack, and a duffel that is more of a casual briefcase than a gym bag. Both have compartments for your laptop as well as a variety of other helpful pockets; Both are stylish in a subdued way; and both are made by trusted bag brand Incase. So which should YOU buy? We’ve gone ahead and put together a little guide to answer that.
If you:
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live in a city with a mandatory piggyback policy, so that your shoulders must always be free in the event that a passerby requests a piggyback ride (though really they are only framed this way as a polite gesture, given that it is understood all such ‘requests’ will be granted), or…
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possess such intensely sculpted and jagged shoulder muscles that you shred not only your undershirts, shirts, sweaters, and jackets, but also any straps on top of them, or…
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regularly stand on street corners, shouting things into your cell phone like, “No, you listen to me, Jean-Luc, you can either find a manufacturer who will meet our needs or you can find a pink slip on your computer monitor in the morning, you understand?” and you need something to grip in your other hand because you keep bursting your stress balls…
…then you should get the Incase City Duffel!
On the other hand, if you:
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take a crowded train or bus to work so that there is often only room to stand, and thus you need your hands free to hold onto a pole or one of those loopy handle things or the staff you use to joust the other travelers when a seat does free up, or…
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need both hands to whittle the printout, because you simply won’t have time to do so once you arrive in the office–at least, not if you factor in how long it takes to then dip the wood cut in ink and apply it to a blank piece of paper for everyone at the meeting (assuming [dangerously] that the ink is already mixed)–or…
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you don’t want people to see your back protrusions (because, jeez, even the most ‘cultured’ or ‘worldly’ people you meet will act as if they’ve never seen a man with wings before, and then it’s question after question after question)…
…then, you should buy the Incase Commuter Backpack!
We sure hope this helps! And if it doesn’t, just pick whichever bag looks cooler. It’s really that easy, folks.
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